Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Mosquitoes from Hell

I don't know who thought it would be a good idea to have mosquitoes here on planet earth, but I think they were seriously cracked in the head. Last night I ended up killing four in my bedroom, but not until they had stuck me with their little blood-sucking devices. And I don't know what it was about these mosquitoes, because their bites didn't necessarily itch but really really hurt! Like crazy aching up the limb, intense and nasty hurt. I was starting to wonder if they had some mutant strain of something-er-other and if I were going to wake up mutilated. The worst was when one of the little bastards got to my lip. My lip! This morning it is still swollen. (Other expletives are coming to mind...) I decided to leave one of the carcasses on my ceiling as warning to any other wretched skeeters that might want to suck my blood. My Buddha principles have been thrown out the window.


Summer said...

They really are what's wrong with the world. Them and hobo spiders.

Your lip?!?!?!? At least you can swear up a storm and no one will be able to understand you, right? "Oh wuddapuch! My mip ib pheechuh fowwuh! Dab dahpuphuh mosquitoe!"

Justice Bird said...

LoL, great post. I love when you write that you left a carcass as a warning - so creative! haha. I hate mosquitoes, too (who doesn't!?), but they did give us this little gem that I like, "If you think you're too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a room with a mosquito."
Great post!